1997 Archive: The Melon

I’m a gardener. I’m just melon-choly.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

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My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

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2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9010/26/1997 11:39In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Jackass_Johnny12/09/2009 20:12Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Zoolander_Mug01/27/2002 16:18I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Hansel_So_Hot04/14/2003 04:50That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Dancing_Baby_9611/11/2008 15:07Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Chocolate_Rain12/20/2005 05:16I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Neopets_Trader12/27/2011 11:29Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Maplestory_Kid01/19/2015 06:37@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!