2005 Archive: The Matt Leinart Heisman

Why did he stay for his senior year? Because he loved being the King of LA, even if Reggie Bush was the one doing all the highlight reels.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Zip_Drive_Owner06/16/2000 13:25Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@N64_GoldenEye08/07/1995 21:49Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Retro_Gamer_Girl11/07/1999 00:26Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Neo_The_One01/14/2013 20:23I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan03/18/2003 01:50Smooth joke, very smooth.