1995 Archive: The Mario Lemieux Return

Why was the NHL shaking? Because “Super Mario” beat cancer and came back to lead the league in scoring, proving he was the ultimate “Boss” level.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »

Why was everyone watching a ping-pong ball? Because in 2025, one ...read more »

In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »

Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »

Why was the ownership still a mess? Because Alex Rodriguez and th...read more »

Why was the merger so slow? Because lawyers move slower than a Su...read more »

In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »

Why were we looking at 2026? Because the World Cup is in North Am...read more »

Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »

In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »

In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »

In 2008, the world record books weren't just rewritten—they were ...read more »

A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »

A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »

@Shrek_Ogrelord03/17/1998 18:23Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Mean_Girls_Regina04/12/1997 09:15Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Rewritable_CD09/20/2007 10:56I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Smosh_Old_School12/28/2013 09:46Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Viewer_Number_112/26/2001 11:27First! And it’s funny!