The group of seniors who show up to the indoor shopping center at 6:00 AM in matching tracksuits, power-walking past closed storefronts like Olympic athletes.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
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