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2024 Legacy: The Longlegs Movie

 Why was the traveler afraid of his own birthday? Because the movie made “creepy letters” and “Nicolas Cage in makeup” a permanent travel fear.

Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Glitch & Stanley Craze” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja03/07/2003 03:41Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee12/14/2015 15:29A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Men_In_Black_K09/10/1998 14:47We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Kazaa_Leecher09/01/1997 11:51I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Wayne_World_Ex07/03/2008 17:01Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Success_Kid_Win11/09/2012 16:28Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Bernie_Mittens08/25/1999 04:10I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Challenge_Acc11/13/1995 07:16Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Anonymous_User07/26/2005 13:56We are many. We are laughing.

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