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2012 Legacy: The London 2012 Opening Ceremony

Why was the “NHS” tribute a political statement? To remind the world that the Brits love their free healthcare almost as much as they love Mr. Bean playing the synthesizer.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_8812/15/2002 11:21Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Blue_Screen_Survivor01/01/2002 21:16At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa08/01/2009 00:01They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Bam_Margera_Fan03/27/2008 04:03Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Netscape_Now_B07/03/2005 12:35I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Midi_Background04/24/2008 17:49Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Clans_Leader_9904/18/2011 14:08Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

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