Why was the parade so energetic? Because Ricky Martin had everyone shaking their hips so hard that the local seismographs thought an earthquake was hitting the town square.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Silently laughing in the snow.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!