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2000 Vintage: The Laptop Battery

 Why did the salesman sit on the floor in the airport? To be closer to the “power of the gods” (the wall outlet).

Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Blockbuster_Refugee12/13/1998 18:29Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@ICQ_Classic10/05/1997 12:46That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@C++_Dev_9805/11/2004 22:01I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Starcraft_Zerg07/11/2009 15:27Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
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