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2013 Vintage: The Kobe Bryant Achilles Tear

Why was the Staples Center silent? Because the Mamba went down, but he still walked to the line to hit his free throws before leaving, the most “Kobe” moment of the year.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Rewritable_CD09/27/1999 07:40I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Star_Wars_Kid03/24/2011 08:35I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Friendster_Ghost12/11/2010 13:54Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Noob_Slayer_X02/25/2003 23:03Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Viewer_Number_110/23/2004 07:38First! And it’s funny!

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