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2007 Archive: The Klaxons “Myths of the Near Future”

Why the glowsticks? For the Mercury Prize winners who convinced us all that “Nu-Rave” was a real genre and not just a lot of neon face paint.

Part of the 40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2007 “Umbrella, In Rainbows & The Nu-Rave Glow” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: The Lenny Kravitz “Blue Electric Light”
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2024 Archive: The Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake War
Why “Not Like Us”? Because Kendrick dropped a diss track so dance...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2023 “Eras, AI Drake & The Pink Summer” Edition
In 2023, the music world was owned by two women: Taylor Swift, wh...read more »
2025 Archive: The Sabrina Carpenter “Tall & Sweet”
Why the movie? For Sabrina turning her pop stardom into a Hollywo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hozier “The Soul of Ireland”
Why the stadium tour? For the man who turned "Too Sweet" into a g...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Cover Peak
Why is Frank Sinatra singing "Houdini"? Algorithms got so good th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Frank Ocean “The 10-Year Tease”
Why the cryptic photo? For Frank posting one blurred image of a s...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Linkin Park “From Zero” Rebirth
Why Emily Armstrong? Because the band returned with a new energy,...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Shrek_Ogrelord05/17/2015 04:52Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Snake_Game_Pro03/30/1998 03:03I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Fargo_Marge10/12/2006 17:24Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Better_Off_Dead03/04/2014 12:50I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Beanie_Campbell07/14/2004 11:15True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran03/10/2005 15:57Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Dark_Web_Joker12/20/2008 02:38Found this on the deep end of the net.

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