Why the glowsticks? For the Mercury Prize winners who convinced us all that “Nu-Rave” was a real genre and not just a lot of neon face paint.
Part of the 40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2007 “Umbrella, In Rainbows & The Nu-Rave Glow” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2009 “Bad Romance, Moonwalk Farewell & The Kanye Mic-Snatch” Edition
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In 1999, the music industry was at its absolute financial peak—se...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Found this on the deep end of the net.