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2003 Classic: The Justin Henin vs. Kim Clijsters

Why was Belgium the center of tennis? Because two women from the same small country were fighting for #1 like it was a neighborhood rivalry.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.112/01/1995 02:47Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Net_Addict_200010/24/2013 19:03My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Sum41_Skater09/29/2007 09:49In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@He_Man_Power01/10/2005 19:23I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh03/01/2012 15:23Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Me_Gusta_Face03/03/2008 01:05Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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