Why was Anfield flooded with tears? Because “The Normal One” left Liverpool, promising that the only thing he’ll be coaching now is sleeping in late.
Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
But you have heard of this joke!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Heh heh heh. Good one.