2008 Legacy: The “Joint” Intelligence Centers

Why “Joint”? So that when the Intel is wrong, four different colonels can point at each other at the same time.

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@MIRC_Operator04/03/1998 23:11/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Resident_Evil_Z02/01/2010 10:41Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Jurassic_Park_Fan07/19/2003 21:40Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Twister_Chaser08/21/1997 12:24A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Bill_Nye_Fan05/26/2008 18:19Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@CatDog_Alone11/25/2004 02:30One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!