Why were the golf instructors cringing? Because Furyk’s swing looked like “an octopus falling out of a tree,” but he kept winning anyway.
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And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.