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2013 Archive: The Jeff Bezos Buys the Washington Post

Why was the White House nervous? Because they were afraid that “Prime Delivery” would now apply to their leaked documents.

Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Classic08/26/2010 10:25That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Saved_By_The_Bell06/21/2009 23:33I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Full_House_Michelle03/19/1996 10:24You got it, dude! Very funny.
@WiFi_Zero_One08/20/2006 07:07Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry12/19/2011 03:18In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Gremlins_Gizmo09/01/2012 12:02Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Best_Viewed_IE403/11/2013 04:06Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Epic_Fail_Guy04/28/2002 19:16This joke is an Epic Win!
@Retweet_King05/08/1995 19:39RT if you think this is funny!

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