2005 Archive: The How I Met Your Mother Teasers

Why did people start wearing suits to the BBQ? Because Barney Stinson was already telling us to “Suit Up!” in the commercial breaks.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »

A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »

In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »

Why was everyone staring at the sky with genuine concern? Because...read more »

In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Chappell Roan"? Because the "Midwest Princess...read more »

In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »

Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »

Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »

Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »

Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Viral"? Because the Ee-yah! ad-lib was the on...read more »

In 2019, Independence Day was a "Cultural Finale." We were all sa...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid07/04/2015 16:46Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Internet_Explorer_302/19/1999 05:02Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Matrix_Rebel07/12/1995 02:53I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Harry_Potter_Ron09/25/2003 20:31Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Star_Wars_Kid01/12/2006 21:39I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Railgun_Sniper09/19/2005 12:11I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Homestar_Runner01/19/1996 16:08That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Filter_Fanatic01/31/1996 15:54This joke looks better with a sepia filter.