2002 Classic: The “Hot in Herre” Temperature

Why did everyone take off all their clothes? Because Nelly gave us the official instructions for any July 4th that hit over 90 degrees.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »

In 2020, Independence Day was a "Virtual Reality." We celebrated ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »

In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »

Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »

In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »

Why was the grill so "Emotional"? Because Pixar made us realize t...read more »

Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

@Inkjet_Printers11/05/2014 12:53Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@StoneCold_31611/13/1997 05:12And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Yugioh_Duelist12/28/2000 11:53You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Friday_Rebecca04/12/2013 15:02Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Evolution_Dance04/28/2015 18:46The history of humor in one post.