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1999 Vintage: The HMO Nurse 2

“We don’t cover ‘End of the World’ anxiety. That’s a pre-existing condition.”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Gladiator_Proximo07/10/1999 05:00Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette08/18/2009 15:25I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Reservoir_Joe11/04/2005 03:58Professional humor for professional people.
@Animorphs_X12/30/2015 03:12I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@ODP_Editor_9902/15/2010 08:53Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Leet_Speaker_7709/22/2005 21:587h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Mondo_Media_X01/16/2015 01:12Top tier web animation humor!
@Dark_Web_Joker04/22/2006 12:18Found this on the deep end of the net.

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