A teenage usher wearing pumped-up basketball shoes with his dress pants, clicking the air valves during the collection basket passing.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.