The church trustees purchasing a massive, heavy plasma television for the fellowship hall, which takes four grown men to lift and permanently alters the layout of the coffee hour forever.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spending half the class trying to wirel...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition
In 1998, church life was caught between a massive digital acceler...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch Alerts, Wireless Projectors & Selfie Stick Fellowship” Edition
In 2015, church life was adjusting to an era of total cloud integ...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
In 2000, church life entered the new millennium with a massive si...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition
In 2023, church life was fully immersed in the era of artificial ...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition
In 2016, church life faced an unprecedented wave of digital disru...read more »
2024 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several second...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
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39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition
In 1999, church life was defined by an electric mix of millennial...read more »
2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
That was super fast and super funny!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.