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1999 Legacy: The Haunting’s CGI

 Why was it a target? Because the ghosts were so over-designed they were less “scary” and more “reminded everyone of a bad screen saver.”

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Maximus03/27/1996 21:15Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings06/04/2004 17:10One joke to rule them all!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril11/12/2010 00:27He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Winamp_Playlist01/17/2015 18:11Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Diva_Plavalaguna11/09/2013 22:29The highest note of humor!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei03/25/2009 03:16You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Homestar_Runner04/07/2007 11:27That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Fred_Channel_0609/22/2000 05:43HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Not_Bad_Obama11/25/1999 16:50Not bad. Not bad at all.

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