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1995 Classic: The Greg Norman

 Why was the golfer so nervous on Sundays? Because he was the “Great White Shark,” but the final round was his personal “Jaws” movie where the shark always loses.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Frasier_Crane04/30/2005 10:30I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Student_Life_0105/16/2000 05:53Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
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