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2006 Archive: The George Clooney “Political” Win

Why did he win Best Supporting Actor for Syriana? Because the Academy wanted to reward him for growing a beard and making a movie that required a PhD to understand the plot.

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original05/13/1996 11:19Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@ChatRoom_Queen06/05/2012 16:11A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Incredibles_Dash09/15/1999 19:58That was super fast and super funny!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball09/30/2009 04:19Deadly funny! Watch out!
@David_After_Dent05/18/2001 11:49Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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