Why the “King”? For Florence embracing her inner “vampire” and creating an album perfect for dancing around a bonfire.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2022 “Renaissance, As It Was & The Upside Down” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Vampire Weekend “Only God Was Above Us”
Why the subway? A return to NYC chaos proved indie-rock still has...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Linkin Park “From Zero” Rebirth
Why Emily Armstrong? Because the band returned with a new energy,...read more »
2025 Classic: The Kendrick Lamar “Post-War” Victory Lap
Why the Super Bowl? Because Kendrick officially claimed the thron...read more »
2024 Legacy: The GloRilla “Glorious”
Why "TGIF"? The energy made Memphis rap the official soundtrack o...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Sabrina Carpenter “Espresso” Juggernaut
Why won't it leave your head? Because Sabrina created a song so i...read more »
2025 Archive: The Sabrina Carpenter “Tall & Sweet”
Why the movie? For Sabrina turning her pop stardom into a Hollywo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo “Spilled Guts” Finale
Why the punk energy? For Olivia ending her world tour with a live...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hozier “The Soul of Ireland”
Why the stadium tour? For the man who turned "Too Sweet" into a g...read more »
38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2001 “iPod Launch, Garage Rock & The Lady Marmalade Fever” Edition
In 2001, the music industry was teetering on a cliff. While the l...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Frank Ocean “The 10-Year Tease”
Why the cryptic photo? For Frank posting one blurred image of a s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Death of Françoise Hardy
Why the style icon? The goodbye to the muse of French pop and a s...read more »
38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club, Crazy In Love & The Indie Uprising” Edition
In 2003, the music world revolved around diamond chains, white st...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road, Bad Guy & The Truth Hurts” Edition
In 2019, the music industry was officially hijacked by a 6-second...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Oasis Reunion Miracle
Why now? Because the Gallagher brothers apparently looked at thei...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!