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2014 Classic: The Flint Water Crisis Begins

Why was the water brown? Because the government decided that “Cost-Cutting” was more important than “Not Poisoning the Citizens,” proving that some “Efficiency Experts” should never be in charge of a faucet.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2014 “Annexations & Ice Buckets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Motherboard_Max03/22/2003 03:39This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Abe_Sapien_Fan03/13/2015 03:14I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Brazil_Terry_G09/30/2005 18:36Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Beavis_Cornholio01/16/1998 11:40I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy02/24/2004 16:21That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran02/05/2007 16:11Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Gaia_Online_Gold09/01/2000 00:20Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Filter_Fanatic11/16/2010 00:08This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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