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1996 Vintage: The First Website

 Why was the travel agency’s website so slow? Because it was just one giant “Under Construction” GIF and a MIDI file of Macarena playing in the background.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Abe_Sapien_Fan03/16/2009 21:17I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Blink_Tag_User06/25/2009 17:19<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Netscape_Now_B03/28/2011 17:51I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@CounterStrike_Pro12/06/2010 16:14Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Opera_User_9901/15/1999 09:47Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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