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2012 Legacy: The Final 2012 Joke

Why did the manager bring a “Mayan Calendar” to the Christmas party? To show everyone that “Even the world has a deadline, so why can’t you?”

Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom12/08/2010 10:30I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Inkjet_Printers12/04/1998 23:59Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Requiem_Dreamer10/06/2005 21:04That was intense... and funny!
@Gremlins_Gizmo06/07/2010 07:23Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Top_Gun_Maverick06/14/2015 04:39I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Orange_Mocha_F04/30/2000 15:00Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@ODP_Editor_9903/27/1997 01:36Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Forever_Alone_X08/28/2008 23:03At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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