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1995 Archive: The Final 1995 Military Vibe

Why was it a “Transitional” year? Because the ghosts of the Cold War were being replaced by the shadows of the “Information Age,” and the generals were just hoping the software didn’t crash.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Checker02/16/2004 12:22Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Hercules_Xena11/18/2004 06:50By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Memento_Guy10/10/2002 05:47Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball09/18/1998 02:33Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Linkin_Park_Fan03/26/1995 00:55In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Speed_Racer_Go07/28/1995 13:27Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Orange_Mocha_F05/10/2005 06:27Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@IMVU_Chatter09/22/2005 05:193D laughs are the best!
@Terran_Marine01/04/2008 14:05Go, go, go! More jokes!
@David_After_Dent02/05/2000 23:32Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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