I’m “fleeing” from the spoilers of the final season.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
What is this? A joke for ants?
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
You must construct additional laughs!