2000 Vintage: The End

I’m a doomer. I saw it coming in ’99.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

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I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken10/27/1996 10:05Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Jurassic_Park_Fan09/08/1995 18:05Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S04/21/2008 04:53I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Butthead_Uhhh02/03/1996 05:27Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Heathers_Winona05/15/1996 14:55Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy12/12/1998 19:31You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Frag_Master_9904/10/1996 22:47Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Afk_For_Laughs08/05/1998 00:08Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.