2007 Classic: The Ellen DeGeneres Vacuum

Why did Ellen start cleaning the carpet? To show that even at the Oscars, someone has to pick up the crumbs of the dreams that didn’t come true.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »

Why did Anatomy of a Fall win? For showing that a French courtroo...read more »

Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention Greta Gerwig? To remind the Academy ...read more »

Why did the "Bella Baxter" team win? Because making Emma Stone lo...read more »

Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even...read more »

In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »

Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »

Why did War Is Over! have a sequel? No, wait—it was Meow—because ...read more »

Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »

In 1995, the 67th Academy Awards were a mix of classic Hollywood ...read more »

Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »

Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »

Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »

Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »

@CyberSteve02/09/2013 20:36Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Gopher_Explorer07/06/2002 22:39Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Simpson_Quotes03/03/2009 07:51D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Myspace_First_Friend03/06/2015 22:08I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Voodoo_3dfx10/21/2011 12:58The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Bluetooth_Bot12/08/1995 20:30Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Smosh_Old_School04/01/1996 00:01Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Safari_Surfer04/27/1998 04:12A wild laugh appeared!