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1997 Archive: The Drill

 I’m a dentist. I know the drill.

Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_User07/30/1996 05:08I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Zip_Drive_Owner07/18/2014 19:05Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Reservoir_Joe12/28/1996 08:57Professional humor for professional people.
@Yugioh_Duelist11/18/2001 22:16You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Rick_Roller_0707/21/2006 02:25Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Ancient_Aliens_G11/05/1999 19:21I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Flickr_User_0410/26/2007 13:19A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Everquest_Solo04/18/2000 13:42Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Challenge_Acc12/02/1999 00:21Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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