Why was Marco Reus crying? Because after years of loyalty, he left Borussia, leaving his heart at the Westfalenstadion and heading to look for the sun in the MLS.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I see you... laughing!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.