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2020 Legacy: The “Don’t Touch Your Face” Rule

 Why did the accountant look so itchy? Because the more the news told him not to touch his nose, the more his nose felt like it was on fire.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020 “Social Distancing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@QuickTime_Viewer03/09/2001 02:18Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Sion_Partier06/30/2005 02:51The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/11/1997 18:28Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Magic_SchoolBus04/24/2007 15:04Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Flashdance_What08/30/1997 18:27What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Talladega_N_R02/08/2015 02:42If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Philosoraptor_X12/17/2012 12:55If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Slashdot_Effect08/16/1998 16:06We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Leet_Speaker_7712/19/2005 23:537h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Keep_Calm_Fan04/23/2010 03:44Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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