Why the barking? For the year DMX released TWO #1 albums, bringing a raw, aggressive energy back to New York rap that made everyone want to “Stop, Drop, and Open up Shop.”
Part of the 40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1998 “Hit Me Baby, Intergalactic & The Nu-Metal Stomp” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Lenny Kravitz “Blue Electric Light”
Why doesn't he age? The rockstar who at 60 still sounds (and look...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twenty One Pilots “Clancy”
Why end the story? The grand finale of the "Dema" saga satisfied ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2020 “Future Nostalgia, Folklore & The Bedroom Stage” Edition
In 2020, the music industry moved into our living rooms. Tours we...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Linkin Park “From Zero” Rebirth
Why Emily Armstrong? Because the band returned with a new energy,...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Tortured Poets Department” Lockdown
Why 31 songs? Because Taylor decided two discs weren't enough to ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Coldplay “Moon Music”
Why the eco-vinyl? The band still wants to save the world while c...read more »
35 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2000 “Survival, Nu-Metal & The Britney Domination” Edition
The year 2000 was like a giant end-of-the-world party that never ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2009 “Bad Romance, Moonwalk Farewell & The Kanye Mic-Snatch” Edition
In 2009, the pop world became a high-art circus. Lady Gaga transf...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Nick Cave “Wild God”
Why so joyful? The legend found light after years of darkness in ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Future & Metro Boomin “We Don’t Trust You”
Why “Like That”? The spark set the hip-hop world on fire and star...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The SZA “LANA” Release
Why the 3-year wait? For the long-promised deluxe version that tu...read more »
41 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2002 “Eminem’s Peak, American Idol & The Nu-Metal Twilight” Edition
In 2002, music was everywhere—from movie screens to the first col...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Megan Thee Stallion “MEGAN”
Why the anime? The rapper turned her anger into power and proved ...read more »
38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club, Crazy In Love & The Indie Uprising” Edition
In 2003, the music world revolved around diamond chains, white st...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
This is why we need the internet.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.