Why did the tourist cry after his trip? He spent 14 days in Paris only to find out he’d kept his finger over the lens of all three disposable cameras.
Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!