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2025 Vintage: The Diddy Pardon Speculator

 “Will the next president pardon the bulb for being too dim?”.

Part of the 60 Light Bulb Jokes: 2025 – The Agentic Frontier archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter05/16/1996 18:094-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@SouthPark_Stan11/23/2006 05:08Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Hanson_Fan_9712/05/1995 22:07Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
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@Top_List_Winner08/02/2015 01:04Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
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@Slashdot_Effect11/28/2008 20:20We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Map_Maker_X06/13/2006 01:56The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
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