Why was the VP always hidden? Because Dick Cheney knew that the best way to run a country is from a bunker with a very good satellite connection.
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I am crying... with laughter!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
A joke for the end of the world.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!