2008 Vintage: The Dark

I’m “dimming” the lights to save money.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Vaporwave_Original03/09/2010 04:40Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Ace_Ventura_Pet05/22/1997 06:36Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Incredibles_Dash06/28/2014 15:04That was super fast and super funny!

@RoboCop_9008/11/2011 15:00Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Flash_Intro_Hater03/20/2008 20:04Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Map_Maker_X08/15/1996 08:09The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.