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2007 Vintage: The Dark

 I’m “dimming” the screen to save juice.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day04/28/2010 20:51Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor02/25/2005 14:05One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Memento_Guy07/04/2015 09:27Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Starship_Troopers12/25/2015 12:35I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Big_Lebowski_Dude06/20/2012 14:10The Dude abides... this joke.
@G_I_Joe_Real10/21/2008 02:18And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Pretty_In_Pink01/03/2000 05:05Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Get_Flash_Player12/09/1999 12:18Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Smosh_Old_School02/05/2015 06:15Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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