1995 Vintage: The Continental Breakfast

Why was the tourist disappointed? He thought “Continental” meant a feast, but it just meant a dry croissant and a plastic bowl of cornflakes.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Cyber_Security_X10/28/1998 02:07Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Old_School_Frank08/21/2013 22:53We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Under_Const_Gif03/08/2003 03:57This site is never finished... with humor!

@Web_Counter_9909/30/1998 19:13I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club02/13/1995 09:04All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Ultima_Online_V10/11/2013 08:00Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Tay_Zonday_Fan05/18/2011 19:48Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.