Why the music? To turn “Modern Combat” into a series of 15-second clips that look like a dark version of an arcade game.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
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Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.