Why was it the “Ghost of 1996”? Because it was invisible to radar, invisible to the enemy, and increasingly invisible to the people who held the budget.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.