Why did the Italians leave? Because they realized that “Peacekeeping” in 2005 involved a lot less peace and a lot more “keeping” your head down.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
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