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1996 Vintage: The Church Directory Photo

The entire family wearing matching denim shirts for the printed parish directory photo, taken by a photographer standing in front of a fake library backdrop.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@PalmPilot_Pro09/20/2011 13:01Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/07/2008 01:13I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan08/11/2000 11:51This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Broadband_Newbie08/04/2010 05:38Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Blink_182_Mark01/08/2001 00:42What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Butthead_Uhhh11/22/2015 11:40Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@He_Man_Power05/20/1999 01:33I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@GL_HF_Runner07/14/2006 16:29Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Protoss_Pylon05/07/2010 01:01You must construct additional laughs!

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