Watching a senior spend five minutes at the supermarket cash register carefully writing out a paper check for a pack of gum while a line of thirty angry people forms behind them.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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