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2009 Legacy: The Carrot

 I’m “rooting” for everyone.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex06/17/2005 00:27I am adding this to my links page right now.
@ICQ_Classic05/06/2011 22:35That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli02/18/2005 05:40That still only counts as one laugh!
@DVD_Rom_King05/14/2004 10:19More capacity for humor on this site!
@Napster_Search10/15/1997 17:05Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Brick_Tamland_L08/30/2009 08:58I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Lag_Victim_0103/28/2001 14:15I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@No_Way_Jose02/07/2000 06:00No way! That’s too much!
@Browser_War_V02/07/2008 18:01Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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