The entire altar platform covered in thick crimson shag carpeting that shows every single footprint made by the altar servers during the service.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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