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1997 Archive: The “Candle in the Wind” Wait

Why was the mood a bit soft? Because 1997 was the year of huge celebrity transitions, and every radio station was playing Elton John on a loop.

Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King05/05/2009 10:38I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@SoundBlaster_1602/19/1996 07:38I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Pokemon_Blue09/25/2001 09:52Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter01/16/2014 18:16The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@CRT_Brightness09/04/2005 14:35I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Pedro_For_Pres12/18/2009 02:43Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Rick_Roller_0708/25/2002 04:04Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

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