2025 Vintage: The Calculator

She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »

Backseat driving taken to a whole new level of OHH!.My mother-in-...read more »

My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »

My mother-in-law loves to give me her “famous” recipes. Last week...read more »

A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: "He fought w...read more »

My mother-in-law said to me one day, “One of these days I’m going...read more »

Two guys were talking at a bar. The first one said, “My mother-in...read more »

My mother-in-law decided to stay with us for an entire week. By d...read more »

In 1995, before the internet gave us a million new things to comp...read more »

I always know when it’s the mother-in-law knocking at the door be...read more »

My wife and I had a big fight, so she called her mother and said,...read more »

In 2002, everyone was trying to climb walls like Spider-Man or su...read more »

We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappag...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch03/26/2007 20:24There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@N64_GoldenEye02/04/2007 12:39Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Winamp_Skin_Maker01/20/1996 19:18Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Doom_Marines07/19/1996 14:06Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Spice_Girl_Posh01/01/2002 17:02Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Donny_V_ShutUp05/27/1997 16:32Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Ferris_Bueller02/16/2009 05:14Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@CompuServe_Classic06/09/2000 19:42Premium humor for premium members.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/19/2007 22:00My mind is blown by how funny this is.